The Daily Ditz

I am pretty sure I am the klutziest person alive. My husband has started referring to me as Calamity Jane. The daily ditz is my space to confess all the less than stellar mistakes I have made each day. Today was about average I only have 3 to report:

1) I opened the microwave door right into my cup of coffee spilling it all over the counter.

2) I usually don't open the door for solicitors so I ignored the doorbell today. Luckily I remembered I had actually scheduled someone to come out and repair a hole in our wall before the guy drove off.

3) I picked up my daughter and somehow got the string of the heart balloon tied to our banister wrapped under my arm without noticing. Halfway of the stairs I tore the balloon right off the string sending it high up into our ceiling where it will remain until it runs out of helium.

The baby fog is lifting

My last baby is turning 1. Moms usually talk about getting their bodies back. I want my brain back too. "Mommy brain" watch out! Join me on this journey to regain a life of the mind while raising kids. I'm not sure how we are going to do it yet but we will figure something out.