The Daily Ditz

I am pretty sure I am the klutziest person alive. My husband has started referring to me as Calamity Jane. The daily ditz is my space to confess all the less than stellar mistakes I have made each day. Today was about average I only have 3 to report:

1) I opened the microwave door right into my cup of coffee spilling it all over the counter.

2) I usually don't open the door for solicitors so I ignored the doorbell today. Luckily I remembered I had actually scheduled someone to come out and repair a hole in our wall before the guy drove off.

3) I picked up my daughter and somehow got the string of the heart balloon tied to our banister wrapped under my arm without noticing. Halfway of the stairs I tore the balloon right off the string sending it high up into our ceiling where it will remain until it runs out of helium.